Can you imagine how much it would cost to buy a happy pill that really works? I don't mean something that only temporarily masks feelings of depression or despair. I'm referring to a pill that instantly transforms you into a new person.
I do believe something similar to a happy pill exists, although it is invisible. It doesn't remove the problems in your life. It doesn't erase challenging people around you. What is does do is change you. This happy pill destroys your appetite for hatred and prejudice. It gives you a sensation of peace and happiness. This happy pill allows you to accept others just the way they are. It allows you to be happy just as you are. Only one pill is necessary and it will last forever. This pill is free. Would you like to give this pill a try today? Better yet, how about sharing your experience with a friend? One word of caution. The pill won't work unless you believe in its power. Don't swallow the pill unless you believe it will transform you.
When you're ready, just close your eyes and swallow while saying these words: "Jesus, I want a new life filled with happiness. No other pills or remedies have helped me. I'm asking you to come into my life and be with me forever. I'm asking you to be my Lord and Savior. I need you. I'm ready for my life to be transformed forever. I want you to be my Happy Pill. I believe in you. Thank you, Jesus, for hearing my prayer today."