Eviction Notice
Dear Creditors,
Please consider this as your formal written notice that my household will no longer be dependent upon you for our household needs. We have initiated our own "loan acceleration clause" to expedite an early payoff of our mortgage in order to vacate you from our household. This notice is to allow you to save time and resources advertising your programs to us as we no longer wish to participate.
Moving forward, our family will only authorize credit card charges that are paid prior to the due date in order to avoid bank fees/interest charges. Should we fail to treat your credit card as a "debit only" card and discover interest charges, we will promptly close the account permanently. You may continue to send us annual reward checks. By the way, I'm sharing this eviction notice with co-workers at my day job and you may wish to lower your expectations for future profits as more of us pledge to live in financial freedom.
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