Look no further than the photo for the real reason why I'm banned from the golf course. As you can see, I'm rather conflicted. The only person I know who creates more havoc than me on the golf course is that hockey player from Happy Gilmore who took up golf to save his grandma's house from repossession. I suppose we have a lot in common – we're both happy and we both hate creditors. We also like to play games. It's no wonder my followers choose anonymity.
My exit from this golf course wasn't pretty. I guess they didn't understand my sense of humor and sent security after us. Umbro had a run-in with one of them upstairs in the lodge where he was hiding. I snapped the photo below on our way out the door. Time to run. It's family day today. Have a great day.
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