Sunday, February 24, 2013

The Male Brain



It's impossible for the male brain to be in two places at once.  This example just happened a few minutes ago; my wife attempted to reach my brain while it was in book-writing mode:

Wife:  "Your grandma Mary's birthday was in February."

Me:  "Hmmm."

Wife:  "What day was it?"

Me:  "I'm thinking... (pause)... May 9."

Wife:  "You dip-shit."

That's the end of today's story about the male brain.  Book-writing mode is officially over for today.

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