Sunday, February 24, 2013
The Male Brain
It's impossible for the male brain to be in two places at once. This example just happened a few minutes ago; my wife attempted to reach my brain while it was in book-writing mode:
Wife: "Your grandma Mary's birthday was in February."
Wife: "What day was it?"
Me: "I'm thinking... (pause)... May 9."
Wife: "You dip-shit."
That's the end of today's story about the male brain. Book-writing mode is officially over for today.