Dear Santa,
I know it's a little late but I'm sending you this special request today because I'm in dire need at the 11th hour. Please send me 12 skinny lab rats. Actually, the lab rats don't need to be skinny when you deliver them. If you can squeeze them down my chimney, I prefer them to be plump. I'll train them to eat like our ancestors and if everything works out they will be in my next book. I know I'm on your naughty list but I'm promising you I'm going to work really hard next year. These lab rats are all I need to finish my story. Thanks for helping me out. Have a great day.
Love,
Michael
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