Today's thought provoking question is for entertainment purposes only. Those who know my family and extended family already know the obvious answer to the question, How many Mulligans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. While we Mulligans debate the question, one of the members of the "I'm married to a Mulligan club" would simply complete the task without any flair or mayhem. There's no story there. The real scoop is what you might hear if you were privy to a gathering of Mulligans pondering the question. Without naming any names, here are some sample answers you might expect to hear...
"Screw it. Who needs a new light bulb? We've got 50 watts of moonlight."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"
"Acknowledge. Move on."
Me: I'm going to write a blog story about this and invite interested family members to give their answers in the comments section. If you are a Mulligan, are married to a Mulligan, or know a Mulligan, you are invited to add to the story. Just post your comment below. Kudos to all the members of the "I'm married to a Mulligan club." We would all be in the dark without you in our lives.
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