Ambulance chaser: A type of lawyer who ranks lower than a pile of excrement in terms of what he/she contributes to society.
An ambulance chaser came into my life a couple of days ago. He thought he knew me. I didn't make the same mistake about him. Instead, I sacrificed my writing time to research everything about him and his business practices. Those who know me understand how much fun I have when giants with multi-billion dollar checkbooks come after me. Each one of these giants inspired me to sharpen my sling-shot skills. And when I show up in court at the appointed time with my stones and my sling-shot I will be the one who confidently says "pro se," meaning a "self-represented party." Most people in my situation would rather stay home than show up in court. That allows the ambulance chasers to win a default judgement. Here's my plan:
- Answer the complaint, one point at at time, admitting what is true and denying what is false.
- Show up in court at the appointed time and face my accuser.
- Take really good notes about the saga for a future book.
- Ask for a trial with a jury of my peers.
- Publish the results.
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